Pyramid of Greatness Poster, inspired by Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation (40.64cm x 53.34cm)



“You could be good, you could be great, you could be a Swanson.” -Ron Swanson To be a Swanson, you must follow the path, laid out by the pyramid, which will transform you from a boy to a man, from a man to a gladiator, and from a gladiator to a Swanson. The Swanson-level greatnes is difficult to achieve, so you need this pyramid as a daily reminder of the important things in life. Don’t forget to eat your Cow/Pig/Chicken/Deer protein. But not Fish, because Fish is practically a vegetable anyway.